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Sign that you make too many non-personal phonecalls

By at 02:13:22 on May 15, 2007 in lulz

Voicemail signoff from Sean: “I love you. Thanks, bye.”

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  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    …and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.

    Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:

    “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
    H.L. Mencken

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    …and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.

    Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:

    “An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
    H.L. Mencken

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.

    Here’s a joke:
    If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.

    Here’s a joke:
    If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Give up???

    The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Give up???

    The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Next joke.

    How do you make gold soup?

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    Next joke.

    How do you make gold soup?

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.

    Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.

    Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,

    I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,

    I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?

    I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?

  • http://www.yeeeah.com/ Osbourne Black

    6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?

    I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.

    I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.

    I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…