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100% more trickery

By at 20:47:32 on Sep 6, 2007 in Cosmetics, Marketing, Trickery

Almay Hydracolor lipstick has 100% more water (and probably costs 100% more, but maybe I’m just a cynical bastard).

That’s right! 100% more water. Taking up the space that would otherwise be filled with, I dunno…

Actual goddamn lipstick.

I’m completely sold.

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  • Zap!

    I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.

  • Zap!

    I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.

  • exarch

    Better water than lead.

  • exarch

    Better water than lead.

  • exarch

    Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …

  • exarch

    Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …