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It’s all my fault

By at 16:10:29 on Nov 7, 2008 in Sandwiches

In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.

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  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    (Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    (Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)

  • AMY

    at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.

  • AMY

    at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.

    …wine might not be very good birth control, though.

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.

    …wine might not be very good birth control, though.

  • http://omgfree.wordpress.com/ OMGfree

    haha…I’m looking forward to my big titties.

  • http://omgfree.wordpress.com OMGfree

    haha…I’m looking forward to my big titties.

  • AMY

    perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!

  • AMY

    perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Chocolate and wine are the OPPOSITE of birth control…

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Chocolate and wine are the OPPOSITE of birth control…