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It’s Fuggs season again



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No. No no no no. No, fucking no. NO! No. No no no no no no no no no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Negatory. Nein. Nope. Non. Ne. Nyet. Nee.

No flip-flops in summer. No fucking Uggs in winter. No fucking goddamn Crocs in any weather. Please stop. Please.

Wear any of these with yoga pants, and I don’t know what I’ll have to do to you.

Add a clonetastic North Face jacket, and quite possibly my brain will explode.

Cease and desist, immediately. I *will* report you to the fashion police. Is there a fashion FBI? Some of the worst offenders might even require action by the fashion secret service.

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  • http://raymitheminx.com/ raymi

    barf!

  • http://raymitheminx.com raymi

    barf!

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Barf ON the damn things and it couldn’t even possibly make them worse.

  • http://www.negativesmart.com/ Candice

    Barf ON the damn things and it couldn’t even possibly make them worse.

  • http://www.shibooya.com/ MC

    But barf might make them better!

  • http://www.shibooya.com MC

    But barf might make them better!

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