By Candice on May 11, 2007 in Advice | 6 Comments
Canadians like the Canadian government/country/lifestyle/whateverthefuck better. Americans like the American government/country/lifestyle/whateverthefuck better. At least, the majority of them do. Blee blah bloo. Guess why. Democracy. Shut your asses. Both countries function (more or less, bleah — both democracies have issues, but they’re not like, OMFG we’re doomed, there is nothing we can do about this, [...]
By Candice on Apr 27, 2007 in Advice, Links | 6 Comments
Hey, creepy stalker types! Just thought you might be interested in creepily stalking my sister as well! You can find here her here, apparently. Indeed. Also, here is some completely unrelated advice: if you’ve been using nasal spray, and your sinuses are therefore painfully dry (instead of painfully clogged), do not bleach your hair, or [...]
By Candice on Apr 10, 2007 in Advice, Pronunciation | 5 Comments
Rhymes with pique. Neither one of them rhymes with dick.