Shut up about Judas »
By Candice on Apr 7, 2006 in Random | 2 Comments
Plz? Thx.
Category: Random
Cannot sleep. »
By Candice on Dec 29, 2005 in Random | 0 Comments
The fact that my cat won’t allow me to remove her from my head without biting me isn’t helping, either. Good thing she likes my hair (I guess it tastes good, too?), because all Sean said after taking an hour and a half to notice that it was an entirely different length and an entirely [...]
Happy Solstice / Io, Saturnalia / etc / etc »
By Candice on Dec 22, 2005 in Random | 0 Comments
I plan to celebrate by staying in bed all day tomorrow and hibernating slash eating books, on account of my brain is b0rked. And on account of my Christmas present from work was having my hours (and monies) cut in half until January because the store has been dead lately. Thanks, werk. In other news… [...]
Poppycock »
By Candice on Dec 21, 2005 in Personal, Random | 0 Comments
La lutte elle-même vers les sommets suffit à remplir un coeur d’homme; il faut imaginer Sisyphe heureux. I wish I could buy what you’re selling, Camus. I’m giving myself a headache.
What does it mean? »
By Candice on Dec 19, 2005 in Random | 11 Comments
This was in my drafts folder when I woke up: “If you are yearlly so think that i would go to sleep, well go…lakdj!” I guess I was unsuccessful at filling in the recipient, so I don’t know who it was intended for. It seems like I was angry. But about what!? It is a [...]
Eating less means people consume less food! »
By Candice on Dec 16, 2005 in Books, Bullshit, Random, Television | 4 Comments
The new issue of Skeptical Inquirer reprints Stephen Barrett’s “Analysis of Kevin Trudeau’s ‘Natural Cures’ Infomercial”. It’s like MST3K for skeptics. Stephen just wrote down most of the things I used to sit there yelling at Trudeau on 47 screens on Sunday mornings when I was working at Fox. Good times, those were. I thought [...]
Fair Warning »
By Candice on Dec 12, 2005 in Personal, Ramblings, Random | 0 Comments
Or it would be, if only Sean paid any attention to anything I post online. Next chance I get, the Beetlejuice ringtone on our phone is so being replaced by “Yakety Sax”. No one knows the joy that it brings to me. Maybe I’m just slightly tipsy. Imma gonna get offa the Internets, now. Imagine [...]
Yay! I love utility companies! »
By Candice on Nov 9, 2005 in Personal, Ramblings, Random, Rants, Signifies all that is wrong in the world..., This is unacceptable... | 0 Comments
Peoples Energy, I shake my fist at you. $16.24 activation charge? For what? To change the information on the already existing, already working account? Don’t you think that if you are going to charge $16.24 for this service that you should make some effort to at least get that information right? Who is Dean Payne? [...]
Hay everybody! »
By Candice on Aug 12, 2005 in Personal, Ramblings, Random | 0 Comments
I don’t think I even mentioned that I was going anywhere… but you might have noticed a conspicuous silence. I’ve been out on tour for the last 10 days or so with Cyanotic, acting as official scantily-clad groupie / merch bitch. I’m still on tour actually… last day (not counting one more show about a [...]
Does this remind you of something? »
By Candice on Jun 13, 2005 in Random, Signifies all that is wrong in the world... | 0 Comments
Daily Record – Italian PM’s ‘fat’ in soap A bar of soap made from fat pumped from Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi after he had lipo-suction is up for sale for £10,000. More than a little bit Fight Club-esque.