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	<title>Candice Payne &#187; UFOs</title>
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		<title>One of these days&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.candicepayne.com/2007/06/21/one-of-these-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;I&#8217;m going to get really bored, and stage my own UFO hoax. Whoever is behind this very elaborate one is obviously having one hell of a laugh (there&#8217;s more of this BS scattered all over the interwebs, including Flickr sites and yadda yadda, but if you click any of the links I&#8217;ve posted here, you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m going to get really bored, and stage my own UFO hoax. Whoever is behind <a href="http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page2022.html?theme=light">this</a> <a href="http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1270&#038;category=Environment">very</a> <a href="http://ufocasebook.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=reports&#038;num=1179108769&#038;action=display&#038;start=0">elaborate</a> <a href="http://www.ufocasebook.com/strangecraft3.html">one</a> is obviously having one hell of a laugh (there&#8217;s more of this BS scattered all over the interwebs, including Flickr sites and yadda yadda, but if you click any of the links I&#8217;ve posted here, you&#8217;ll be able to find them &#8212; I&#8217;m not made of copypasta!)</p>
<p>I look forward to following this one. My favourite part is always where the people on the UFO forums all say &#8220;I work with Photoshop professionally, and if this is a phoney, it&#8217;s a very good one!&#8221; (i.e. the board you&#8217;ll get to by clicking &#8220;elaborate&#8221; above). Yeah. Saturated white backgrounds make it <em>extremely</em> difficult to airbrush things out&#8230;</p>
<p>Morans!</p>
<p>I love how the artist here has used several screen names to post pictures to a number of different sites, and gotten a few friends involved to pose as multiple witnesses. It makes the whole thing so much more &#8220;authentic&#8221; and hilarious.</p>
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		<title>Captain&#8217;s Blog</title>
		<link>http://www.candicepayne.com/2005/06/30/captains-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 04:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Candice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Richard Hoagland has a new blog up: Captain&#8217;s Blog. It&#8217;s always saddened me that he doesn&#8217;t update his site with new lunacy very often. Hopefully this will result in more frequent crackpottery for me to laugh at at work.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Richard Hoagland has a new blog up: <a href="http://www.enterprisemission.com/weblog/weblog.htm">Captain&#8217;s Blog</a>.  It&#8217;s always saddened me that he doesn&#8217;t update his site with new lunacy very often.  Hopefully this will result in more frequent crackpottery for me to laugh at at work.</p>
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